Oh Gimme That Damn Pony Mister

This is me. The little brunette who thinks it's all coming to her because she gets to go first. Oh yes, sir, she sure would like a pony. And for a moment she is delighted with her pony. Until the Evil Man, who is supposed to represent Other Banks Than Ally, does this Satanic chk-chk thing and brings forth a real pony, spotted and furred EXACTLY like the little toy pony, which the brunette girl now truly detests.

She tries, as we all do, to protest: to get that last seat on the overbooked plane, to tell the IRS it's not fair, to explain to the woman at the call center that the microwave worked fine until the evening of the day after the warranty expired.

If looks could kill, Mr. Brushcut would be so dead.

Best commercial of the year. Cruel irony alert: this is an ad for Ally, the reconstituted GMAC Bank, and what GM has done to many of its employees and retirees this year is much, much worse than giving them a toy pony.